Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / After the last of 16 mounting screws \ | has been removed from an access cover, | | it will be discovered that the wrong | \ access cover has been removed. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;