Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Grelb's Reminder: \ | | | Eighty percent of all people consider | | themselves to be above | | | \ average drivers. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;