Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The three biggest software lies: \ | | | (1) *Of course* we'll give you a copy | | of the source. | | | | (2) *Of course* the third party vendor | | we bought that from | | | | will fix the microcode. | | | | (3) Beta test site? No, *of course* | \ you're not a beta test site. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;