Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / For there are moments when one can \ | neither think nor feel. And if one can | | neither think nor feel, she thought, | | where is one? | | | | -- Virginia Woolf, "To the Lighthouse" | | | | [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data | | Structures", V4.4, when | | | \ referring to powerfail recovery.] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;