Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I distrust a man who says when. If he's \ | got to be careful not to drink too | | much, it's because he's not to be | | trusted when he does. | | | | -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese | \ Falcon" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;