Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /direct brain implants :) \ | xtifr - yah, then using | | computers would actually require some | | | \ of these idiots to think! ;> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;