Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Computer science: \ | | | (1) A study akin to numerology and | | astrology, but lacking the | | | | precision of the former and the success | | of the latter. | | | | (2) The protracted value analysis of | | algorithms. | | | | (3) The costly enumeration of the | | obvious. | | | | (4) The boring art of coping with a | | large number of trivialities. | | | | (5) Tautology harnessed in the service | | of Man at the speed of light. | | | | (6) The Post-Turing decline in formal | \ systems theory. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;