Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And \ | suppose you were a member of Congress. | | But I repeat myself. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;