Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / One of the things that hamper Linux's \ | climb to world domination is the | | shortage of bad Computer Role Playing | | Games, or CRaPGs. No operating system | | can be considered respectable without | | one. | | | \ -- Brian O'Donnell, odonnllb@tcd.ie / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;