Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________ / Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic \ | Entomology: | | | \ There's always one more bug. / ------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;