Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / "And remember: Evil will always \ | prevail, because Good is dumb." | | | \ -- Spaceballs / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;