Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When the Guru administers, the users \ | are hardly aware that he exists. Next | | best is a sysop who is loved. Next, one | | who is feared. And worst, one who is | | despised. | | | | If you don't trust the users, you make | | them untrustworthy. | | | | The Guru doesn't talk, he hacks. When | | his work is done, the users say, | | "Amazing: we implemented it, all by | \ ourselves!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;