Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't \ | make eight cats pull a sled through the | \ snow. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;