Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / After the game the king and the pawn go \ | in the same box. | | | \ -- Italian proverb / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;