Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /"Java for the COBOL \ | Programmer" who writes these | | things? people on crack | | and cobol programmers | \ :) that's redundant. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;