Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / [Norm goes into the bar at Vic's \ | Bowl-A-Rama.] | | | | Off-screen crowd: Norm! Sam: How the | | hell do they know him here? Cliff: He's | | got a life, you know. | | | | -- Cheers, From Beer to Eternity | | | | Woody: What can I do for you, Mr. | | Peterson? Norm: Elope with my wife. | | | | -- Cheers, The Triangle | | | | Woody: How's life, Mr. Peterson? Norm: | | Oh, I'm waiting for the movie. | | | \ -- Cheers, Take My Shirt... Please? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;