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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The idea there was that consumers would \
| bring their broken electronic devices,  |
| such as television sets and VCR's, to   |
| the destruction centers, where trained  |
| personnel would whack them (the         |
| devices) with sledgehammers. With their |
| devices thus permanently destroyed,     |
| consumers would then be free to go out  |
| and buy new devices, rather than have   |
| to fritter away years of their lives    |
| trying to have the old ones repaired at |
| so-called "factory service centers,"    |
| which in fact consist of two men named  |
| Lester poking at the insides of broken  |
| electronic devices with cheap cigars    |
| and going, "Lookit all them WIRES in    |
| there!"                                 |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre'       |
\ Restaurants"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;