Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The idea there was that consumers would \ | bring their broken electronic devices, | | such as television sets and VCR's, to | | the destruction centers, where trained | | personnel would whack them (the | | devices) with sledgehammers. With their | | devices thus permanently destroyed, | | consumers would then be free to go out | | and buy new devices, rather than have | | to fritter away years of their lives | | trying to have the old ones repaired at | | so-called "factory service centers," | | which in fact consist of two men named | | Lester poking at the insides of broken | | electronic devices with cheap cigars | | and going, "Lookit all them WIRES in | | there!" | | | | -- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre' | \ Restaurants" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;