Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Women are more easily and more deeply \ | terrified ... generating more sheer | | horror than the male of the species. | | | | -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate | \ 3615.4 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;