Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / lighthouse, n.: \ | | | A tall building on the seashore in | | which the government | | | | maintains a lamp and the friend of a | \ politician. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;