Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The major advances in civilization are \ | processes that all but wreck the | | societies in which they occur. | | | \ -- A. N. Whitehead / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;