Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / [Wisdom] is a tree of life to those \ | laying hold of her, making happy each | | one holding her fast. | | | \ -- Proverbs 3:18, NSV / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;