Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! \ | Can't prove anything! | | | \ -- Bart Simpson / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;