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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The problem ... is that we have run out \
| of dinosaurs to form oil with.          |
| Scientists working for the Department   |
| of Energy have tried to form oil using  |
| other animals; they've piled thousands  |
| of tons of sand and Middle Eastern      |
| countries on top of cows, raccoons,     |
| haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so  |
| far all they have managed to do is run  |
| up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill    |
| and anger a lot of Middle Eastern       |
| persons. None of the animals turned     |
| into oil, although most of the          |
| laboratory rats developed cancer.       |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;