Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The problem ... is that we have run out \ | of dinosaurs to form oil with. | | Scientists working for the Department | | of Energy have tried to form oil using | | other animals; they've piled thousands | | of tons of sand and Middle Eastern | | countries on top of cows, raccoons, | | haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so | | far all they have managed to do is run | | up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill | | and anger a lot of Middle Eastern | | persons. None of the animals turned | | into oil, although most of the | | laboratory rats developed cancer. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;