Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is difficult to produce a television \ | documentary that is both incisive and | | probing when every twelve minutes one | | is interrupted by twelve dancing | | rabbits singing about toilet paper. | | | \ -- Rod Serling / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;