Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Rights" is a fictional abstraction. No \ | one has "Rights", neither machines nor | | flesh-and-blood. Persons... have | | opportunities, not rights, which they | | use or do not use. | | | \ -- Lazarus Long / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;