Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / In most countries selling harmful \ | things like drugs is punishable. Then | | howcome people can sell Microsoft | | software and go unpunished? (By | \ hasku@rost.abo.fi, Hasse Skrifvars) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;