Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "In this replacement Earth we're \ | building they've given me Africa to do | | and of course I'm doing it with all | | fjords again because I happen to like | | them, and I'm old-fashioned enough to | | think that they give a lovely baroque | | feel to a continent. And they tell me | | it's not equatorial enough. | | Equatorial!" He gave a hollow laugh. | | "What does it matter? Science has | | achieved some wonderful things, of | | course, but I'd far rather be happy | | than right any day." | | | | "And are you?" | | | | "No. That's where it all falls down, of | | course." | | | | "Pity," said Arthur with sympathy. "It | | sounded like quite a good life-style | | otherwise." | | | | -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's | \ Guide to the Galaxy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;