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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  "In this replacement Earth we're       \
| building they've given me Africa to do  |
| and of course I'm doing it with all     |
| fjords again because I happen to like   |
| them, and I'm old-fashioned enough to   |
| think that they give a lovely baroque   |
| feel to a continent. And they tell me   |
| it's not equatorial enough.             |
| Equatorial!" He gave a hollow laugh.    |
| "What does it matter? Science has       |
| achieved some wonderful things, of      |
| course, but I'd far rather be happy     |
| than right any day."                    |
|                                         |
| "And are you?"                          |
|                                         |
| "No. That's where it all falls down, of |
| course."                                |
|                                         |
| "Pity," said Arthur with sympathy. "It  |
| sounded like quite a good life-style    |
| otherwise."                             |
|                                         |
| -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's     |
\ Guide to the Galaxy"                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;