Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Now is the time for drinking; now the \ | time to beat the earth with unfettered | | foot. | | | \ -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;