Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If God hadn't wanted you to be \ | paranoid, He wouldn't have given you | \ such a vivid imagination. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;