Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / gossip, n.: \ | | | Hearing something you like about | | someone you don't. | | | \ -- Earl Wilson / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;