Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Keep in mind always the four constant \ | Laws of Frisbee: | | | | (1) The most powerful force in the | | world is that of a disc | | | | straining to land under a car, just out | | of reach (this | | | | force is technically termed "car | | suck"). | | | | (2) Never precede any maneuver by a | | comment more predictive | | | | than "Watch this!" | | | | (3) The probability of a Frisbee | | hitting something is directly | | | | proportional to the cost of hitting it. | | For instance, a | | | | Frisbee will always head directly | | towards a policeman or | | | | a little old lady rather than the beat | | up Chevy. | | | | (4) Your best throw happens when no one | | is watching; when the | | | | cute girl you've been trying to impress | | is watching, the | | | | Frisbee will invariably bounce out of | | your hand or hit you | | | \ in the head and knock you silly. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;