Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Government just announced today the \ | creation of the Neutron Bomb II. | | Similar to the Neutron Bomb, the | | Neutron Bomb II not only kills people | | and leaves buildings standing, but also | \ does a little light housekeeping. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;