Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The rate at which a disease spreads \ | through a corn field is a precise | \ measurement of the speed of blight. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;