Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The strong individual loves the earth \ | so much he lusts for recurrence. He can | | smile in the face of the most terrible | | thought: meaningless, aimless existence | | recurring eternally. The second | | characteristic of such a man is that he | | has the strength to recognise -- and to | | live with the recognition -- that the | | world is valueless in itself and that | | all values are human ones. He creates | | himself by fashoning his own values; he | | has the pride to live by the values he | | wills. | | | \ -- Nietzsche / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;