Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on \ | all this and laugh... It will probably | | be one of those deep, eerie ones that | | slowly builds to a blood-curdling | | maniacal scream... but still it will be | | a laugh. | | | \ -- Mister Boffo / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;