Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Behind all the political rhetoric being \ | hurled at us from abroad, we are | | bringing home one unassailable fact -- | | [terrorism is] a crime by any civilized | | standard, committed against innocent | | people, away from the scene of | | political conflict, and must be dealt | | with as a crime. . . . | | | | [I]n our recognition of the nature of | | terrorism as a crime lies our best hope | | of dealing with it. . . . | | | | [L]et us use the tools that we have. | | Let us invoke the cooperation we have | | the right to expect around the world, | | and with that cooperation let us shrink | | the dark and dank areas of sanctuary | | until these cowardly marauders are held | | to answer as criminals in an open and | | public trial for the crimes they have | | committed, and receive the punishment | | they so richly deserve. | | | | -- William H. Webster, Director, | | Federal Bureau of Investigation, 15 Oct | \ 1985 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;