Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is true that if your paperboy throws \ | your paper into the bushes for five | | straight days it can be explained by | | Newton's Law of Gravity. But it takes | | Murphy's law to explain why it is | \ happening to you. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;