Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of \ | earth, And danced the skies on laughter | | silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed | | and joined the tumbling mirth Of | | sun-split clouds and done a hundred | | things You have not dreamed of -- | | Wheeled and soared and swung High in | | the sunlit silence. Hovering there I've | | chased the shouting wind along and | | flung My eager craft through footless | | halls of air. Up, up along delirious, | | burning blue I've topped the wind-swept | | heights with easy grace, Where never | | lark, or even eagle flew; And, while | | with silent, lifting mind I've trod The | | high untrespassed sanctity of space, | | Put out my hand, and touched the face | | of God. | | | | -- John Gillespie Magee Jr., "High | \ Flight" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;