Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and \ | declaimed, "The moon is more useful | | than the sun." | | | | "Why?", he was asked. | | | | "Because at night we need the light | \ more." / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;