Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The price of seeking to force our \ | beliefs on others is that someday they | | might force their beliefs on us. | | | \ -- Mario Cuomo / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;