Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Wake now my merry lads! Wake and hear \ | me calling! Warm now be heart and limb! | | The cold stone is fallen; Dark door is | | standing wide; dead hand is broken. | | Night under Night is flown, and the | | Gate is open! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;