Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /From all the sterotypes about \ | Aussies, I figure you guys are | | | | really tough. ;p | \ we'll throw koala's at you / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;