Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Slaves are generally expected to sing \ | as well as to work ... I did not, when | | a slave, understand the deep meanings | | of those rude, and apparently | | incoherent songs. I was myself within | | the circle, so that I neither saw nor | | heard as those without might see and | | hear. They told a tale which was then | | altogether beyond my feeble | | comprehension: they were tones, loud, | | long and deep, breathing the prayer and | | complaint of souls boiling over with | | the bitterest anguish. Every tone was a | | testimony against slavery, and a prayer | | to God for deliverance from chains. | | | \ -- Frederick Douglass / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;