Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / UH-OH!! I put on "GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN \ \ COLLISIONS of the 50's" by mistake!!! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;