Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / gyroscope, n.: \ | | | A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly | | about an axis and also | | | | free to rotate about one or both of two | | axes perpindicular to | | | | each other and the axis of spin so that | | a rotation of one of the | | | | two mutually perpendicular axes results | | from application of | | | | torque to the other when the wheel is | | spinning and so that the | | | | entire apparatus offers considerable | | opposition depending on | | | | the angular momentum to any torque that | | would change the direction | | | | of the axis of spin. | | | | -- Webster's Seventh New Collegiate | \ Dictionary / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;