Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "My country, right or wrong" is a thing \ | that no patriot would think of saying, | | except in a desperate case. It is like | | saying "My mother, drunk or sober." | | | \ -- G. K. Chesterton, "The Defendant" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;