Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Technology is a constand battle between \ | manufacturers producing bigger and more | | idiot-proof systems and nature | | producing bigger and better idiots. | | | \ -- Slashdot signature / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;