Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / All things that are, are with more \ | spirit chased than enjoyed. | | | \ -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;