Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Wonder is the feeling of a philosopher, \ | and philosophy begins in wonder. | | | | -- Socrates, quoting Plato | | | | [Huh? That's like Johnson quoting | \ Boswell] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;