Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All [zoos] actually offer to the public \ | in return for the taxes spent upon them | | is a form of idle and witless | | amusement, compared to which a visit to | | a penitentiary, or even to a State | | legislature in session, is informing, | | stimulating and ennobling. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;